Positive attitude towards life

This is a story said by Ms Elaine Lim during my English lesson.
I find it very meaniningful and thus, I would like to share it with you guys who are not in my class, strangers perhaps or even those who were in the same class as me but did not pay attention at all ! -.-

Here goes..
There were 2 prisoners that were locked in the jail.
Their cells were right next beside each other and they would always chat with each other.
Let me name one of the prisoner James and the other one, Ray.
James would always tell Ray what exactly is outside of the world as he have a "window" at the end of the cell he was in.
James would describe how beautiful the world is, the birds chiming and so on and Ray would listen to it attentively, imagining the scene and that how their life goes in the jail.

One day, James passed away and Ray demanded that he wants to switch his cell to where James were in where there is a window.
However, when Ray stepped into the cell, the surrounding was just 4 totally painted grey-walls.
Then he knew that all along, James was just imagining the scene and keeping Ray entertained.
James knew that Ray needs encouragement to survive on and thus he made stories everyday, keeping Ray encouraged.
So the moral of this story is that we must have a postivite attitude towards everything (like James) we do so as to live our life to the fullest and not disappointing the others!


P.S : the story is not quite exact but they were all i could remember . :S


And now, here comes the jokes ! *cheers*

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift.
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered.
"Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny.
So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.

Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away.
Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is.

Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about.
He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle.

He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away.

Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?"
Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
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Okay, end of post.
Ciaos !