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2010-01-31T00:29:00.001+08:00

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2009-11-09T05:17:00.003+08:00

GEOGRAPHY PAPER 2 NEXT UP IN 2HOUR 42MINS.
My heart is almost popping out through my mouth.

GEEEEEZ
GOODLUCK TO ME FOR THIS SHIT PAPER.
IM GONNA OWN IT!!!!

Halloweeeeen.

2009-10-18T20:06:00.007+08:00

Photos spammmmmm~ &(^_^)&
Yea yea prelim papers are over so head to Night Safari for the Halloween event to relax abit.
Caught up with Selina,Joanne and Meiyi then with Shuhui & Ahbin.
Selina's makeup was sure a good one as she was able to buy cigg! ';..;'
Trained down to cine, head to Revoltage and bought one shirt then to FradPerry.
Omg, FradPerry is selling the cap I want!
$69... -_-''
Shuhui was complaining that it was too exp for a cap but not for the brand.
Sigh, still pondering if I should get it or not .. :(
Moved on to bugis and waited for Terry& co then to Sheesha.
Was playing poker cards there and loser get slap and our Selina got slapped till she cried.
Awww~ Poor slut.
Head for dinner then trained to Ang Mo Kio and bused to the zoo!
Wee hooo, first got there and the girls got frighten and was screaming like mad chickens!
Thanks Selina for queuing up to get the tickets while the rest roamed around and got frighten for like umpteen times -.-
Got our tickets and straight we headed in!
The 'ghosts' were so professional, pop out suddenly and scare us and Joanna breakdown and cried. LMAO
Went to get the ticket for the tram after the ' Bridge of No Return '.
I was sitting in between Shuhui and Selina and both of them were like holding so tight on my hand and it left scars -.-
The first part of the tram was just explaining to us the animals in the zoo ; Elephants, Giraffe, Hyenas, Zebra, Deers, Lion, Tiger and all you can name it.
It was a eye opener to me as I'd long been to the Zoo :)
Then followed by the horror part whereby the two girls between me keep screaming and screaming -.-
I did played a part in scaring them :P
Then headed out to puff and cabbed home!

As for today, headed to the library to revise and it was getting so bored...
Keep studying hai....
Planning to go overseas with the usual ones after this torturing 'O' levels .
Like a excited ;)

2009-09-30T18:37:00.004+08:00

Photos above.
Look how cock and ahgua kok look like and fancy amok lighting fire on his pants :O

Anyone has got friend selling Alaskan Malamute puppy *PURE BREED* for sale or adoption please contact me :)

Bb~

2009-09-21T20:13:00.002+08:00

Ain't those Alaskan Malamute puppies cute???
Gonna get myself another one soon before this year! ^^

Sigh, has got this feeling to play back MapleSEA! -_-
Why come back after so many years?
Somemore during the period when I'm having major exams zzzzzZZZ
Totally no mood to revise for tmr's Geo paper..
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?

Joanne recommended me to work at Jp's ToriQ.
Students are welcomed but I don't know if i should go work or not ..
Dilemma kills. D:

Will upload pictures taken few days/weeks ago soon :)
Lastly, a picture of 'once' my very four lovelies .....

Misses..
Ciao~

2009-09-11T20:23:00.003+08:00

Thursday 10/09/09
Hit town and had some sort of marathon there cause was like walking and walking -_-
First met up with Joey then Ahbin called to ask where we're.
We told him to turn left on the phone and . . .
he can't even figure out where is his left or right and ended up going the wrong direction -_-
Roamed around the whole of Jp and had BK's mushroom swiss again! Yumm yumm
Then met up with the LATE QUEEN, SHUHUI _l_
She's a slut, really.
Trained down to fareast and basically was having a war world 3 there -.-
Went Revoltage immediately upon reaching fareast.
Shirts there did not caught my eyes but still, bought two shirts.
The girls had their lunch and move on to the Ions and went shopping again.
Girls really love shopping ';..;'
Trained back and bought out tickets for 'BloodTies'
Ended up ... Changed to 'Aliens in the Attic'
It was a funny show, would give it a rating of 3/5 as starting was almost falling asleep -.-
Settled dinner, ate my ba chor mee or duno what was it and the two sluts was taking my photos!
Headed home and . . .
Move on to Joey's or Shuhui's blog for peektures ;)

Friday, 11/09/09
Woke up real early at around 8? -_-
Prepared and met up with Selina, Qixiu & Leon.
Cabbed over to Jp and had LJS for breakfast.
Was laughing like hell, LMAO.
Puffed then move on to the library.
Shazana & Sheela both was already there, KIASU!
Soon, Zhenxin joined in.
10am strucks, the gate opens and we were like typical singapo lang, sibei kiasu rush in for the tables -.-
Basically was not revising at all today, was just having fun.
Went down accompany that Kok for roti prata, curry was superb!
Played pokers, lady's luck is with me and I'd the privilege to slap Selina's face.
Woohoo!
Stomach grumbling again, move on to Jp for PepperLunch.
Thanks leon for the treat, again (:
Back to the library and WaiJie came.
Puffed then slack, puff then slack.
Zhihuay our DaJie~ came, fun fun :)
Moved on to Jp to get Qixiu's yogurt, whoa, delicious :D
Bused back aftermath and slack awhile before heading back home
And here, blogging!

Oh yea bibi, I've got your big secret (:
And few more months, I'm gonna get my new puppy!
Alaskan malamute :DDDDDDDDD
Gonna name it, Viceroy.
Cool huh? :)

2009-09-09T21:22:00.003+08:00

Met up with like a SELINA and buy cigg.
Cabbed over to library to BOOK table, KIASU -.-
Waijie came soon.
Shuhui & Zhihuay followed by.
Sickening around like nobody ass's business -.-
Left our belongings at the table, afraid that there will be no tables, kiasu-ness.
Head to JP for lunch.
Decided to have BurgerKing's mushroom swiss!!!
Went to Value $$$ Shop to search for snacks to munch in library.
Bought hello panda pack
Went back library and found a notice paper warning us not to 'CHOP' table! LOL
Played pokers and losers will have to forfeit one 'dare'
Shuhui ended up losing in a streak :D
Ate and munch on snacks.
Shuhui left for her CCA.
Zhihuay's sis came.
Continued playing pokers and was fucking laughing like no one's business! "DA JIE~!"
Librarian came to asked all the people on the second floor to LEAVE as there are no place for children and adults ?
So fucking unfair, we came early to have the tables and the librarian actually asked us to leave for the sake of those small kids to read. WE NEED TO WRITE LEI
We buay song, we went down to confront the on-duty ah soh.
Zhihuay as our " DA JIE " do all the job and confront the unglam ah soh and we were able to wait there until we have the table -.-
The kids left and we got the table back, victory!
Played poker card again LOL, and we never even revise -.-
Waijie's aunt called and . . .
I shooted ice and teh o on zhihuay's face, she cried. T.T
And continued playing poker -.-, the two slut ; selina and zhihuay camwhoring.
I started to zi lian and took zhihuay's phone to zilian -_-
Photos above!
Bored, went home.
Msn.
Told joey to be my girlfriend, cause its significant as the date is 09/09/09 !
We stead at 09/09/09, 9:09pm. :P
Discuss where to go tmr.
Revoltage fucking have a promotion!1!!111!!11!!111!!!1!!!
She suggested going what airpork to eat popeyes.
Wtf is that, i only hear before "Popeye the sailor moon poo poo~"
Popeye Picture above, so fucking delicious just looking at the pic :D
Mom told me handphone bill explode, ask me to surrender my phone zzzz
What to do?
Alright, end of post zzz fuck laaaaaaa

2009-09-03T20:58:00.009+08:00

Hi peepur :)
Uploaded some saturday pictures, lol.
Caught up 'The Proposal' with Shuhui, Ahlong, Banana, Eeching and Leon.
Movie was fucking HILARIOUS!
Its a must catch but I think the movie gonna end soon..
Banana was like keep disturbing Eeching during the movie, singing the MOLE on her face.
LMAO! :D
The last photo looked like I'd put up blusher and I look so like a girl -.-
Were drinking thats why \m/!!

Prelim started this week, needa mug like one shit ass now.
English paper on Wednesday was a killer so was today's science practical!
Did everything too fast and ended up with more than 30mins left -.-?
There must be something wrong lol?

Its so fucking stress man, tomorrow there's Math paper 1 and I can't solve any questions.
Yes, any.
I'm such a failure.
Argh shit, nothing can describe how I feel now!

How I wish I could have Mr Lee's brain and then I'll be able to solve those math questions -.-
Nevermind, I shall not bother with Math, I shall not befriend Math.
It sucks, so I'm gonna play my online games instead and not kill my brain cells anymore.
:D
CiaoZ

& Girl, how I'd wish you were mine :'(

2009-08-26T21:07:00.008+08:00

SCIENCE PRACTICAL - 22/10/09

ENGLISH PAPER 1 AND 2 - 26/10/09
MATHS PAPER 1 - 27/10/09
MATHS PAPER 2 - 28/10/09
COMPUTER STUDIES - 29/10/09
SOCIAL STUDIES AND SCIENCE PAPER 3 - 02/11/09
HISTORY - 03/11/09
SCIENCE PAPER 2 AND GEOGRAPHY PAPER 1 - 04/11/09
GEOGRAPHY PAPER 2 - 09/11/09
SCIENCE PAPER 1 - 11/11/09

26 August today, and lets count. . . .
67 more days to go..
In a dilemma, not sure whether I would want the time to go faster or slower, -.-
Above are the date for the start of the 'O' level examinations.
Really hope I can get AT LEAST 20 below for my L1R4 cut off points.
20? Too much?
Nah, everyone has its own limitation and 20 is ALREADY very good for me thou..
Getting that would be like miracle for me.. ^^
Will be going back school like for real tomorrow -.-
So have to be a good student, sleep early wake up early.
Ciao~

2009-08-22T22:50:00.009+08:00

Hello peoples :)
It an exhausting journey today, whoa.
Woke up very early today, -.- prepare and met up with my girlfriend Ahbin :D, at interchange.
Whoa, and bombed me that Eeching that slut was with him but when I reached, did not even see one dog there.
Call and call and call but that Eeching cb slut duno how to answer call one.
Perhaps her paws made her unable to 'press' the answer button );
Miracle happens, she pops out of nowhere standing behind me wearing whole black like some old time mafias. ;D
Asked her to help buy cigg and in the end, she get one.
This proof that she look very cao lao :D
Headed to puff and bus to Joey's house.
Alighted and saw shuhui and joey there, puff again then slack awhile before heading into the 'FOOD WAR' -.-
Shuhui was putting on her eyeliner there like a retard slut while me and ahbin was behaving like two idiots snapping their pictures LOL.
Eeching that dog is really sickening and funny.
Without her wouldn't be any laughter :0
Okay then headed to 'RE BEN CUN' at JW stadium.
Eat from 2.30 to 4.30, whoa.
Salmon, mashed potato, wudong, crispy chicken, teriyaki chicken, so much more!
When full, we will head to smoke and come back again for another round of food, lol!
Like some yao guis -.-
Inside there was like so sickening, laughter and laughter. :D
Eeching's stupid stunts made us all laugh like some mad dogs. -_-
Headed to Joey house after that while Shuhui & Eeching went to met up with ahlong for their movie?
Was playing XBOX at Joey's house and I kept owning Ahbin.
Yawns, piece of cake man :)
Then came Shuhui's call and she told us they did not went for movie and stuck at Jp -.-
So went down to find them first while waiting for our movie, "UP" to get started.
There was this guy called Banana which is so funny can, rofl, even more sickening than Eeching.
Fancy him riding bicycle on the main road and with different bicycles everytime!
Wonder where he get them from -.-
Headed to our movie while Eeching and Shuhui left first.
Seriously, the movie was hmm, boring and funny to a certain extent.
3/5 for the rating thou.
Joey was beside me keep crunching on her NICE potato chip while the lady beside me was like " zzz wtf so noisy can stop eating a not " -.-
After movie headed to smoke and Ahbin that dog left first. BOMBSTER _l_
Went to get bubbletea and my Shilin chicken with Joey then headed back home ;)

This post is so fucking detailed man tell you guys.
Alright let me post some pictures taken to end this post ;)

Head down for 5mins and counting. . . .

10mins passed and head still down, Joey lost her patience and started smoking!
DOG EE CHING :D

To protect herself, Ee ching started taking out her 'weapon' to defense herself from us HAHA!
Look, Shuhui putting on her makeup as she got no time, wth slut!

Pathetic dog trying be funny huh, wearing jacket at such hot weather?

Ee ching showing Joey that she has taken me and Ahbin's cute photos :) Shall forgive you this time Eeching.

Wow! Joey VS EeChing. Who shall emerged into victory? Stay tune :)

Yes yes i love my hair :B Grow faster please ):
Dont mind the two cute face, my eyes is so -.-

Got this bruise at my leg from duno what shit reason.

Haha, those captions were cute.
Till here readers, ciao!
(Addicted to Photoscape, look at those edited peeks, so fun lmao)

2009-08-21T19:53:00.008+08:00

Finally got back computer from repairing.
Gosh, its really a pain w/o com -_-

Gotten back my O level Chinese result and is very satisfied with teh result :D
A1!
If only that grade is for English and Math .. lol

Enough of craps, I've got some pics randomly taken to share :D

Haryani gangster ..

Chio lan la like a selina !

Haigao :D

Gay couple seducing each other :$

Lol, caption was like rmodan (random) -.-
Giving school a miss for four consecutive days.
Sure had missed lots of important revision lessons.
DARN :@
Must buck up Alex please :(
Few more weeks to prelims and months to O levels!
Someone knock him up and tell him that please?

Oh ya, Ghost festival had started and also went down to pray.
Is it normal to pray to them for good academic result?
Will 'they' help? Lol :O

Heading town tmr with the long lost 'foursome'.
Will be going to shop and catch the movie 'UP'.
Heard that it is one "must watch" movie ;)

Stay tune,
Ciao!

2009-07-30T20:32:00.003+08:00

Dam, computer spoil! -_-
Currently using sis's laptop to update while she is out ^^
Lots of photos to upload but dam, just nice com break down..
Will update and upload when my computer is fixed.

Ciao peoples!
Tmr will have a good show ;)

2009-07-23T21:16:00.002+08:00

What a dog face.

Says "HI" to MrDumbDumb :D

Lol at the photos.
Been giving school a miss this whole week, down with fever.
Met up with Ahbin today and went to PM's mac to meet Shuhui & Jay for breakfast.
Really sickening back then, peeping on a YP's skirt and Shuhui found out she did not wear any short but only her undies! (BLSS student LOL)
She still took photos of it, laughing real hard!
Walked back school to ISH and to class.
Measured my temperature, it was 38.1 degree.
Hence decided to go home for a rest ;)

Now, keep making a fool of AhBin LOL.
He is so fucking dumb for god sake HAHA!
The photo of him above is so called "scammed" till.
Keep scolding him and he got nothing to say.
Ahbin, I owned you.
Loser!

2009-07-18T00:38:00.003+08:00

Hah~
Was in a dilemma to go to school or not today.
Gees, but had health check today, so yea.
Shuhui's bro came to drive us to school today, saved our cab's fare :)
Mrs Hong's lesson was fun as usual, with Daniel and Syazrul's nonsense lol, I can't stop laughing!
Health check was during Physics lesson and my eyesight has been worsening !!!
Needa change a spec soon.
Ms Lim's lesson was like lol, told us not to speak Singlish and whoever speaks it gets blacklisted.
Childish ~ -.-
Headed back home after school, prepared and met up with Ahbin & Liangzhong.
Bused to jp to meet up with Shuhui, Joyce & Phoebe.
First thing Shuhui say was she had suffered constipitation. LMAO~
Headed to star fac and then to Joey.S's house.
Happy advanced birthday to you first pig (^(oo)^)
Playing xbox all the way there, it was so hiliarious lol!
Laughing day today kum dam sickening.
Ate over her house, which was dam full and we still can't stop laughing -_-
HAHAHA, laughing now as I am thinking of just now LOL!
Cabbed home w AhBin & Lz while the rest headed to Arena.

Oh yea, any SG-reans playing WonderKing please tell me oh.
FYI ; www.playwonderking.com
Get your friend to join too ^^
Brand new 2D MMORPG.
:)

2009-07-15T21:33:00.003+08:00

I've got stroke, omggg. Ok lame.
Violence SG school boy spotted LOL

My beloved Ronald? Is that his name?

Photos taken by Elysia.
Met up with Elysia that nub after much hestitation on tuesday as I gave school a miss.
Bought our breakfast and she told me lots of her stories, lol.
Soon, the 'schoolers' were out and met up with them and headed to puff.
Hmmm, that dog LiangZhong wanted to eat his DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER so headed to mac with ShuHui,Joyce,Selina&Elysia.
Jaymien that fucker bombed us _l_
Mother got fucked by pig ^^
Cabbed home after slacking awhile.

School's bored.
Mdm Ang's last lesson today.
Will miss you Mdm Ang although I always talked back and disrespect you T.T
'O' levels is drawing nearer, and I'm always skipping school.
Need to find my motivations!

Ciao~

Sorry, I really regretted.
I was so dumb to lose you ):
If only there is a Time Machine, if only..

2009-07-04T22:11:00.004+08:00

Back to blogging.
Caught quite a number of movies this week, or month.
Many interesting movies this year ^^
Monday, after the first day of school, went down to watch
'TRANSFORMER REVENGE OF THE FALLEN'
Went down with the usual + Elysia's friend.
Holy shit, the movie was AWESOME!
The action was power to the max, if you'd a popcorn or drink with you, you wouldn't touch them, as you will be just focusing on the screen.
:D
Full five stars to the rating.
There'll be a part 3 I guess, some *hints* from the end. :P
How I hope I could actually own one robot from the movie!
Hah, then I could drive it to school! LOl~ -.-
Headed to cut my hair after the movie and did not went to school the following day.
Then returned back school during thursday and skipped school again, on friday.

Met up with Selina today and caught up with Lz & Gabriel.
Went to Jp to have our lunch @ mac and bought our movie ticket, 'Drag me to hell'.
Although I'd already watch it, the others wanted to watch this so much as SOMEBODY is such a coward and they wanna see his reaction, LOL.
No choice, accompanied them to watch it again but it is still as scary as the first time I watch it.
In the theater, the two retards beside me kept trying to scare me but they FAILED badly.
Yawn~ :P
After the movie ended, Jay went back first and left the four of us.
Roamed around the whole of Jp to search for the bag shop, Ink.
Finally bought my new bag and its so cool!
The exterior is not that nice but I fucking love the interior design!
So many pockets and finally my worksheets won't be CRUSHED -_-
Headed to Burger King aftermath and settled our dinner there.
Burger King's beef are so much tender and juicy! *drools* >;)
Bused home in the end.
Hmm, should I hit Gabriel's house now and ton?
.............?

2009-07-02T18:41:00.001+08:00

This video will definitely make you go SHOCKED .
:D

PS, School life sucks. ):

2009-06-23T18:55:00.002+08:00

A happy belated Father's Day to all fathers out there! ;)
Been awhile since I've updated this blog. @@"
So here goes. :D
Bought a cake with my mom to celebrate father's day.
Hah, we're so fillial.
Look at the cake, the fruits on top of it are so seductive LOL.
Blacky and JoJo joined in the fun when celebrating, laughs.
The names will tell you which is which :o

School is starting real soon, in about 5days and I've not touched a single piece of work given.
Time to stop playing and pull up my socks!
Mugging time is coming, to town~

Ciao!

2009-06-15T01:01:00.001+08:00

Really lazy to update.
Let me sleep and never wake up~
T.T

2009-06-06T00:46:00.002+08:00

Still can't get to sleep thou its now the middle of the night. :$
Caught a movie with the usuals, Jaymien, Lz, Waijie & Gabriel.
Met up with Waijie first to buy hk then met up w Lz & Gabriel.
Lol, Lz went off on Gabriel's bicycle then me and Waijie initially wanted to take the bus.
But god knows why, we're still so childish and wants to compete with who will reach Jp first!
Haha! So me and Waijie took cab instead!
Reached Jp & met up with Jaymien.
Puffed and Lz & Gabriel THEN reached.
Me and Waijie emerged into victory!!!
Lol! How childish can I get! -_-
Bought the ticket ' TERMINATOR SALVATION ' and headed to mac for lunch.
Was so sick during then, laughs!
Headed for the theatre and before the show starts, me & Waijie headed out to grab some stuff to chew -.-
Here goes the conversation ;

Waijie : Erm, give me cheesy hotdog.
Sales : *Takes the cheesy hotdog and place onto the table and says "$2 please"
Waijie : Eh, I don't want liao.
Sales : Puts back the hotdog with a fucked up face.
Waijie & Me : Laughing like mad cows.

LOL! That Waijie doesn't grow up don't he!
Went back in for the movie and it was fantabulous ( is this how it meant to be spelled? )
The sound effects was awesome!
Go watch it! Its a must to watch, a very exciting show you must catch for this holiday!!!
Puffed after the movie ended and took a shop round Jp and chance upon Syazrul & co. :D
In the end, the others headed to Anson's house while Gabriel gave me a ride home! ^^
During the ride back, there was this old man ( on a bicycle too ) keeps *ring ring* his bicycle's bell for don't know what god reason.
Then Gabriel also ring ring back LOL
Wth, I was laughing like mad and the old man rides faster so does Gabriel.
It soon became an competition! -_______-
In the end, we ride far ahead of that oldman and shouted "SONG BO"
Omg, I'm so childish!! ( Just for today -_-)

Ok, after typing this wall of texts, guess I can fall asleep now :S
Ciao!

2009-06-03T23:49:00.005+08:00

Hey ya readers ('.^)v
Was very lethargic this few days & also waiting for Elysia to upload the photos so I can start updating this dead blog of mine. -.-
Monday was Chinese O level paper 1 & 2.
The procedure was like how it was for Mid year examinations.
But the difference was that we need to have our pink IC on the table for the invigilator to check.
& the 作文子 was like so different -.-
It was a booklet instead with at least 15pages?
LOL, who would use that much for a compo -_-
Overall I guess and hope I did well for it.
After the paper ends, went buy hk and went back home.
Met up w Lz & Gabriel @ house below then met up w Elysia @ interchange.
Lol, Elysia was having her ahem :D
Train to bedok and was playing poker cards on the train.
So paiseh man and also scare of STOMP -__-
Reached and met up w Elysia's friend, soda.
Cabbed down to East Coast Park then puff and ate MacSpicy for lunch ^^V
Soon Terry & Gabriel came.
Went find place to sit after that then Elysia & Soda was renting roller blade.
Lol, both are so noob :P
Gabriel came with a unknown bicycle and Elysia was holding us while we cycle.
Soda is so afraid man, 像狗! ^.^
Missed the view of Sunset, what a pity..
Cabbed down again to Downtown East for chalet.
Was playing poker when reached there.
AND MY MONEY KEEP GONE MISSING! Grr ';..;'!
Only few 20cents and 50cents coin haha!
More peeps came and continued playing inside.
Losers get slapped & I'd Lz getting slapped by Elysia videoed! :D
But my phone can't upload anything into the com oh too bad :(
Watched titanic and aftermath, took cab to bedok and bused back to boonlay.
Slept soundly from 9am to 6pm and still feeling very tired up to now. .
Planning to go kbox or catch some movies this weekend?

PS ; LiangZhong is Zhihuay's handsome, LOOOOOOOOL!

Till here, ciao!

2009-05-31T19:03:00.008+08:00

Spokesman for ViceroySML ^.^

Finally, photos are uploaded by Elysia!
So I can update all in a shot :B
Friday, headed to fareast to look for job, but met up @ Gekpoh first for breakfast.
Waited for Jaymien as he went to rebond his fringe!
Haha! HANDSOME SIAK! HAAH
Puffed and took 502 straight to there.
In the bus, GOT ONE STOMPER SIAK.
This old bald man, suddenly talk to himself say what WE FOLLOWING HIM when we do not know him @ all, when we first see him man!
He blabbering to himself saying, "我死不用紧。。我会让你们跟我一起陪葬! ", " 他们跟踪我很久了，以为我不知道！" and some cock things.
Hahaha, we were like board the bus the on the bus play cards then he started saying all these.
Why I say he was a stomper because he still took out his bloody pink sony ercisson phone to take our photos/videos!
He very cute sia, sitting straight but the phone is turning side and facing me, THINK I STUPID.
HAAHA, I still pose for him man!
Took some of his photos before we alighted. :P
Walked around then went to paragon?
All the wu mia brands shop are in that building, Gucci, LV, blah blah $_$
Then went bugis for sheesha after awhile.
Played cards and loser get slapped!
Hah, that was so funny when all ganged up against Waijie!
Ard 6 took train back to boonlay while Elysia went to woodlands.
Man, got so much to update, I swear this post will be dam long! @_@
Headed to new extension to shop then went puffing then went Selina's house ther to slack.
Hsh afterthat ^.^

Saturday, was supposingly to be tonning but Elysia lo! :@
Met up with Selina @ her block ther and puffed, talk cock sing song, then waited for Lz, Gabriel & Waijie.
Soon, Joanne came.
Waijie came with a unknown bicycle and Gabriel told us he steal it. -_-
Slack slack then a few Malays came to us telling that the bicycle was their's.
Waijie returned to him then we continue slacking.
Soon, a police car came then we knew the Malays called the police.
As Gabriel sprayed the whole bicycle pink then I think the Malays not happy. -.-
Police came then tio screen and take down statements all these.
Luckily Lz, Selina, Joanne & me was not involved.
Waijie was so fucking suay can, its Gabriel who steal it but now, Waijie has a case _l_
They both went down to the police station while we went to take beers and drink.
Laughs, headed back home afterwards.

Today!
Woke up around 9, prepared then met up w Selina, Joanna & Lz and headed to the library.
Took a sort of new cab there, starting fare fucking $5!!!!
ZZZ.
Ate roti praaaataaaa :D then went to find seats.
First step into the library saw the 大屁股 security guard. LOL!
Cb, typical singaporeans, all so kiasu so early go chop seats!
No seats for us then we landed in the middle of the library.
Like some stranded refugees ( -_-)lll
Jaymien came and they played cards while I was tutoring Joanne.
The 大屁股 came then we laugh like hell!
Laughs, shifted to other place and continue playing cards.
Soon, Terry joined us and went to puff.
Had some sort of World War 3 w Selina when Jaymien&Lz went to eat prata.
Haha, so fun :D
Headed to JP to eat LongJohnSilver then Terry went to take laughing gas.
He played w it and was like gong gong like that. -.-
Went back library then play cards again AND AGAIN, the 大屁股 came and told us off!
HAHAHA, SHE WAS LIKE SO ANGRY LOOL :P
Went around searching for books after that and Selina's dad came to fetch them home while Lz & Me went to breadtalk to buy bread for my mom.
Took bus home and here I am blogggggging ^.^
Oh yea, did not know people will still tick my post as interesting,cool, funny siak!
Haha, thanks lei ^^!

Oh yea, this post is dedicated to you bitch.
You're such a jinx you bitch!
Rounded figure, wrinkled looking witch, with a mushroom top.
Hah! You said I'd discipline problems in school and this made HER to suffer.
Her freedom was lost you this fat round short ugly smelly stupid dumb looking monster!
Curse you to have a child with no asshole and no nipple or perhaps, you can't even give birth :D
Yea, give me a concrete evidence of me having discipline problem alright :o
I'm waiting ^^

2009-05-24T22:37:00.004+08:00

A change of so called blog skin lol.
With the help of Selina!
Thanks oh :D
Keep bothering her and I want this song that song this at here this at there (- . -)"
Haha!
School tmr, went to get my hair cut w Lz & Wj just now.
They said it was like never cut at all..
WTH!
Tolong tolong, please don't let Mr.Phua catch us tmr ok..
Only a week to holiday still must catch, wtf.
Really dead beat now, been sleeping real late these days.
Oh ya, will put back all my links real soon as I lost it all!
Only remember a few..
So... Ciao!

2009-05-23T15:03:00.002+08:00

Its d 100th post !
Firstly, I would like to give my deepest apologies to Mdm Ang & Mdm Lim
Thanks for sacrificing so much for me in school but yet, I am still such a disrespectful boy.
You two shown me care and concern but I did not repay you with any.
Yesterday, it was my CS coursework deadline and Mdm Lim was on the way to JP with other teachers but she had no choice but to not go and bring me to the lab to just print my courswork.
I'm so selfish..
All because of my lazyness, dam!
Before I left the lab, Mdm Lim said " Must work harder ah, Alex "
I was so guilty!
She put in so much effort for me, sort out all the notes for exam and give it to me when I DELIBERATELY SKIP SCHOOL JUST NOT TO GO FOR CS!
I am feeling very guilty.
Tears rolled down at this moment, really guilty..
Sorry Mdm Lim..

Mdm Ang, a mother-like teacher to me..
She has given me a lot of chances but I am always disrespectful to her..
I talked back to her, disturb her class but she has not bear and grudges..
There was a time where the Principal wanted to see me, but it was Mdm Ang, who helped me to talk to the Principal, asking for chances for me..
It was also yesterday, where she was actually going home I suppose.
She still take the time out to give me my oral test, which was supposed to be done one month ago.
After that, she showed me that my listening compre was a 0 as I did not attend school that time.
She then asked me to wait for her and she went in to take out the DVD player and gave me the listening compre..
It was not appropriate as the test mark has already been keyed into the database..

Oh man..
I am really grateful to this two teacher..
Thank you and sorry..
I'll try my best to the promise between us.. :)

Back to daily's entries..
Headed to mama shop area after school yesterday.
Usual routines, played cards etc etc.
& Shuhui has confirmed our job!
Song bo :D
Planned during then to watch movie.
Then headed to Selina's block to slack and she went for her duno what performance while the rest went home.
Gabriel & co. then came up my house to take money to buy ticket.
Bought 'Night at the museum 2' tix.
& It was fucking a 0000hr show.
12AM la -.-
Before that headed down to meet Jaymien & Selina.
Puffed, talk cock sing song.
Then headed to JP for mac and for the show!
The show was a lil too long, 2hour.
Sit till butt pain and the unbearable body odour from Gabriel make it worser -.-
Cabbed home in the end, and 'BOM' falls asleep (Z_ Z)"

Going down now to meet up with the usuals.
Ciao!

2009-05-16T21:20:00.003+08:00

Like finally, the stress periods are over!
Last paper ended on Friday and its a 'must' to celebrate for us. -.-
Met up with the Selina & co. first then headed to BL market to sell her phone.
In the end, only a $30 was offered -.-
Met up with Ee Ching @ Jp then headed to Kfc for lunch.
It was so sickening can, lol.
EeChing was teaching us all HOW to eat a zinger burger and how to drink pepsi.
LOL, it was dam hilarious.
Puff & puff and met up w/Shuhui & Joyce.
Trained down to peninsular first as Selina & Eeching wanted to find jobs.
In the train, WaiJie & Me was challenging DJMax and loser pays $1.
Going to be a 赌鬼 soon!
Laughs, everything can be GAMBLED man -.-
Slacked around then accompanied Zhihuay for a job interview.
Failed man, seriously (-_ -)
The big group then separated into two, one headed to fareast while the rest went back.
Headed back to BL then settled dinner @ LJS and went walking around the whole JP.
@ night went to Selina's house and play a fool around then some creepy stuffs happened while in the playground.
I hope it was my eye playing a trick on me and everyone was just imaging stuffs.
God bless please! T.T

Did not went out today as POK liao :(
Went down to slack with the usuals and it was so FUN.
Selina, you did it!
To the girl, you deserves everything Selina is doing to you NOW.
Think about how you used to treat Selina and now, she is just returning the favor to you ;)
Crying doesn't let us feel sympathy for you, but, just a laughing stock for us.
Learn from your mistakes and you'd better be off alone. ^.^

Intending to hit bugis tmr :D
EeChing was so laolan @ the phone just now.
Hereby, she wants me to announce her as a 'Made in China' prostitute!
Gagaga :D

Oh ya, I'm finding a job and if anyone has got one to intro, please let me know.
Not sell my pigu one ok or those cheap cheap $5 per hour -.-
Thanks!

Till here,
Ciao!

2009-05-09T23:09:00.012+08:00

Whoa, full of photozx for today's post. :)
Let me round up what has been going on these few days. Heh.
Did not attend school on friday instead met up with Elysia & Selina and headed to school.
Met up with Jaymien and headed to 家香面 @ Jp to have our lunch while Selina and co went to penin.
For godsake, what 家香面, not 香 at all.
$3 curry mee also can fight with it and it cost $7? -'-
Waited for the late queen aka Shuhui. _l_
Puffed and the late queen finally arrived after 30mins due the actual meeting time. ( -_-)
Cabbed down to town and the girls bought what they want and cabbed back to Jp.
Met up with zhihuay & joyce and settled dinner @ mos burger.
Rofl, Jaymien thought his drink was tea and he poured milk to it.
And he thought it was spoil later did he try it and it was actually coke. (-_ -)
Puffed and cab down to SDC afterwards and to our dismay, the so called event actually ended.
Deng ~
Slacked around and decided to cab back home.
Reached home and "dom", fell asleep soundly :D

Next morning was followed by a call from ahbin & shuhui.
Asking me to hit town again.
This time round w/o Elysia&Jaymien, but w itchy the dog :D
Told itchy aka Ee Ching that I was going to meet them with my girlfriend.
She fell for it!
What a noob.
Kpkb the moment she saw me @ mrt.
Hah, what a illed manner dog. :D
Roamed around penin and bought what we wanted then to fareast.
Again, stepped on all the tiles of fareast, settled lunch @ Kfc and bought what we wanted then cabbed home.
And here comes a interesting story.
We took a cab back to jurong point.
When we reached, I told the taxi driver I wanted to pay by Ez-link.
Then he started kp saying I must say earlier first when I wanted to pay by Ez-link.
Ok fine then he on the Ez-link machine and he kp say what need time to run the machine.
Even if i dont pay my ezlink, also can pay by nets right which the cab don't have.
Furthermore, how'd he know even if we're paying by netts or cash.
So stop the rubbish please Uncle.
Then after severals try, the machine does not work.
My ezlink card was the newest which the school changed for us.
He said his machine was also updated and was able to use it too for the new Ezlink card.
Bullshit.
Then he started to flare up.
Shuhui said she got nets but the taxi does not have a nets machine.
He wanted Shuhui to go down and withdraw money.
If not he will drive us to the police station which we did not want to as why must we 小事化成大事呢?
But shuhui's have some cash on her which is the exact amount of the cab fare.
Then we step one say our house was nearby, ask the uncle drive us there.
We dropped down, leaving ahbin's hp with the uncle and pretended to go up to take money but instead, we were there wasting time, puffing along and still thinking of how to throw the money at the uncle!
We were like laughing so hard that time! Hah!
Puff finish then went back to the taxi & Shuhui jitao throw the money @ the uncle.
The uncle then shoot back, 不要不甘愿 hor and started kpkb.
Knn, like we no money pay like that.
If he want to bring us to the police station, can.
Why not? Like is our problem like that?
Its the fucking taxi which did update the ezlink machine.
Aftermath, Eeching still spit on the taxi!
LOL!
Went in to JP, met up with tommy and puff again.
Then headed back home and met up with Selina then back home and here I am blogging!

Oh yea, found a job in advance with Eeching!
We were like so excited cause the shop will be only me and her and we can slack there chit chat, play card, do whatever we want and the opposite is a cafe!
Ain't that cool ^.^
I am imagining how would she do the sales to customer while i slack there sleep and she do all the job!
Laughs.

Alright, heading to library tmr and till here.
Ciao!

2009-05-07T14:40:00.007+08:00

(I like my hair in the photos! Long hair come to daddy come come XD)

First of all, Happy Birthday to Jaymien !

Had combine history paper today.
Did not revise yaw yaw , gonna fail it anyway -.-
After paper ends, headed to block to puff and went JP for breakfast!
Wanted to eat longjohn breakfast you kno!
The cheese!!! The chicken !!!! Perfect combination holy shit!
Then Elysia that slut wanted Macdonald so she went to da bao :D
Saw bibiyana the black dog and she got cheated 2 punches from me and Jaymien.
HEHE, what a nubz0rxz

Ate and comes Elysia's plan.
She asked me to pretend to chat with Jaymien while she go buy cake for Jaymien.
Jaymien still gong gong that time talk to me about BATTLEON.
WTF, Jaymien, how old are you? 16 liao still play battleon?
No shame :X
Elysia came back with the cake while Jaymien is still in a mind of confusion, lawl~
Headed to mac staircase and i pretended to be a good guy, puff with Jaymien while Elysia went to light up the candles.
Jaymien that dog has got no patient and keep wanting to see what Elysia is doing.
Haha, finally done, Elysia bring out the cake and the dog make his wishes.
The candle was blew !
Finally 16 yo.
I bet we're the first to help him celebrate ( ^_^)v
So tiongxim tio bo XD

You're 16 already, don't keep think of playing yaw.
Time to pull up your socks and do well for the coming O levels.
After O level ends, you can do whatever you want man.
Create a havoc in school after the last O level paper remember :D

Hmm, 3 more major paper to go.
Math !!
Holy mama!

Ciao!

Edit : Found some hilarious videos so would like to share with you guys!
My recommendation is superb! ^.^

2009-05-04T20:55:00.002+08:00

Ya ya !
Chemistry paper 2 was a breeze for me today!
Don't know why but I seems to be able to do questions on mole!
:D
But found out I made a lot of careless mistake after the paper ends. ):
Lucky its not 'O' level yet, which is coming in 4++ months :O
Geography paper was deliberately opposing me.
I did not know how to fucking do one question and my common sense sucks.
Bet I am bound to get a F9 for it.
Sorry Ms Cheong in advance Dx
Anw, thanks Selina and her dad for lobang-ing me these few days to school ^^
Went down just now to slack with Selina, Qixiu and one of their friends.
They bought their hamster down and they fucking don't know how to feed it!
Don't even dare to carry it even when the hamster is about to drop to the ground.
( -_-)ll
Lucky got me!
Don't say i wanna act act but my house got 20hamsters at once before!
I am a pet lover you know you know! :D
I feed the hamster 'gua zi' but still scare as its been ages since I lost touched one
-.-
Puffed and slack then went back home and here I am, bloggingggg
Physic paper 3 tmr!
Needa revise now!
Also having Computer Studies paper but, giving it up.
No point 临时报弗脚 ~
Is it correct ? lol

Off I go & good luck to everyone on their papers!
:)

Ciao!

2009-04-30T17:28:00.004+08:00

First mid-year paper started on tuesday.
It was both EL & CL paper!
Scare fail man, did not have enough time..
Wednesday was both phy & chem practical test.
Lol, Ms Cheong was the invigilator and I did not have the face to see her as I did not hand in her work! XD
I did not dare to move and wait for ONE person to stand up and make noise then I move.
Haha, pathetic -.-
Not too much confident on the practical test.
Followed by Oral.
All of us were so excited about what the picture was and some was deliberately showing us when they were in the front.
It gave us a head start to think what to say infront of the invigilator.
Mine was Mr Singh and I guess I did well except for the conversation -_-
After that met up with the usuals and they settle some lame stuff and headed home!
Today was C.SS paper.
Did not revise the previous day as I don't intend to pass it during 'O' level.
Write loads of bullshit.
After paper ends headed for Physic remedial and I only lost 8marks for paper 3!
How cool :D
Then was Chem remedial which i lost about roughly 6marks too for paper 3.
But all was because I can take the textbook as reference :S
If only during the real paper I can get this kind of mark then it would be miracle!
-.-

Coming up next,
Chem/Phy paper 3, Geography paper 2.

Mugging time ~

Oh ya, found out this really cool video @ youtube.
看到我都起鸡皮疙瘩了。。

2009-04-22T23:06:00.004+08:00

我最讨厌的就是说一却做二，假惺惺，虚伪的人!
真令人感到恶心。
（Thumbs down)

为啥说了但却没做？
(—_-)

还有就是容易改变主见的人。
短短的时间就..
不说也罢~

_______________________

年中会考即将来临。
大家要好好努力，考到好成绩！

（ ^.^)v

2009-04-16T20:58:00.003+08:00

好久没更新我的簿络各了。
懒加超懒加超超懒的。
也不想上学去。
明明知道今年是最后一年，但却不珍惜，一直不上学！
：（
谁可以把我打醒啊。。

Had NAPFA test yesterday.
It made me feel like steel now!
:@
Did not went to school and waited till 1pm and went down to school to find Jay.
Puffed with Vilson and went to mama shop.
After calls and calls, head back to school to find Shuhui& co.
Steph's finger piercing is scary yo!
Now she has another weak spot! ^^
Headed to library and accompanied EnPing to buy his guitar book.
The staffs there were shock as we were in a group.
Shuhui still say that there are more below.
Laughs.
The staff got shocked.
:D
Headed to Jp and back to area nearby mama shop to gamble.
Oh fuck, lady luck has not been visiting me for ages.
No win/lose.
Waste of time. -.-
Headed back to school for NAPFA test.
Here is the result :
Sit And Reach - 57cm
Sit up - 56 times in a min
Standing Broad Jump - 220cm
Pull up - pathetic ONE T.T
Shuttle Run - 10.09sec
2.4km run - not taken :S

Ironically, Shakil did 44times for his sit up.
This is quite a remarkable achievement for his size!
Laughs.

Met up with the others and gambled again!
Was actually winning SOME money but ended up LOSING.
Aw, where are you my lady luck. ):
Gambled till 7 and headed back home!

Skipped school today again as i really got no motivation
and my exhaustion from doing those sit up and pull up worn me off.

Still thinking, should i go to school tmr ):
Alright, ending here and off for my videos :D
模范棒棒糖！
Anyone else into this? O.o

Ciao! (Waves)

2009-04-01T16:14:00.002+08:00

大家好。
为了将来临的华文会考，我开始会用华语来更新我的部落格。（是这样写的吗？）
（笑）
今天华文课做了一张作文。
是关于个有责任的宠物主人。
二十分钟我就把它写完了。
因为我是个过来人，家里养过四只狗。
所以很有经验哦。
不是要夸我自子，可是我真的是个很有责任的主人！
笑~
不要谈学校的事了，反正天天都是那么纳闷。
放学后去找 Shuhui 和 Stephanie 那两只小狗。
放学一根烟，心情就会好！：D
不知道该写什么了。
现在很想吐，不知道为什么。
好吧，就写到这儿。

再见！

（挥挥手）

2009-03-29T12:59:00.006+08:00

Firstly, I would like to thank everybody for the wishes and greetings to me.
Be it on blog, sms, msn, email or whatever.
Some even sms me on 12.00 sharp.
It was so touching :)
Thanks all!
I am officially sixteen!
NC16 show? Fear not!
Gagaga :D

Was intentionally going for town to watch our movie but some people just love to 'tu si kan'
Yawn~ :x
So ended up staying at JP and watched 'Hotels for the dogs'
It was a very touching and hilarious show at the same time.
Would rate it 4/5 :)
Before that, we still had some time to slack before the show starts.
Then the girls started to act weirdly, asking Jaymien to bring me to the arcade and off they go.
I asked Jaymien what were they up to but he acted nonchalantly. _l_
I knew they were going to give me a surprise.
After sometime, they called to tell us to meet them at the block opposite of JP.
And wow, they bought cake for me.
It was such a surprise.
I thought they would buy flour and pour on me. -.-
Although the cake was small, it was the sincerity that counts!
Also take a close look at the cake, ' dog's birthday ' -___-
They sang a birthday song for me and I was told to make wishes.
Then everyone on the spot had a share of it and it was a great feeling.
After much laughter and sickening acts, headed back to eat bar chor mee and for our show.
Went to puff after the movie and cab back home with Selina & Qixiu.
Reached home, there was another cake bought by my family.
By that time, I was too full!
Laughs.

To sum up all, I guess this was the most memorable birthday I had in the 4 years of secondary school life.

(笑)

More pictures are over at Shuhui's blog.
:)

Till here,
Ciao!

2009-03-26T22:54:00.002+08:00

I am smart!
I can be a so called electrical technical duno what.
Cause my house had a power failure and I fucking mama waited 4 hours !
4 ! FOUR ! 四 ! EMPAT !
It was about 5.35 when there was no electricity running in my house.
My mom said she called the people to come and fix.
And we waited and waited till the brink of sleeping and almost dying of from the heat.
Laughs.
The clock ticks and ticks as seconds pass by.
It was 10pm SHARP.
That retarded moron is still not here to fix!
But before that, around 6+, i told my mom that maybe it was the switch outside the house was facing down and hence no electricity.
She keep say no so I don't make the attempt to walk out of my house to check.
Then at 10.05, my patience has run out of me.
I decided to walk out of my house and check the switch.
IT WAS FACING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!
FUCK !
AHHHHHHHHH !
I LET MYSELF SUFFER FROM THE HEAT AND NO COMPUTER FOR 4HOUR!
MY PHONE WAS ALSO FLAT AT THAT POINT OF TIME!
All i do was using those battery-fans and torchlight.
Shining it at my dog eyes and making a fool out of them.
Use the fan to disturb them.
HAHA!
And until now, that fucking retarded has not even come.
I am going to sue him!
ZZZZ

And 2 more days, and it would be my BIRTHDAY!
yahooo :D
gonna celebrate on saturday with the usuals.
movies then steamboat or kbox.
kekeke.

Ciao !

2009-03-20T14:14:00.005+08:00

Its weird to see that,
there are so many different kind of people in this world.
Internet alone let me see countless of it.
(;
I was bored and so I did blog-hopping or whatever you call it.
You guys will NEVER fail to see a 'Passerby' over there.
Who cares if those passerby gives positive comments?
It does when those give negative comments.
Why can't they KEEP their comment to themselves?
Its so miserably I could say, their level of maturity does not match their age.
Blogs, its meant for people to express themselves, what they do daily, how they feel.
Its for personal I could say.
But some bloggers did not privated their blog because they would want to show to others, how they felt, get some attentions.
There is no damage isn't it?
And yet some itchy-hands without thinking of how the bloggers would feel, they spam their tagboard with negative comments, saying ' omg u so uglyxzxz. ', ' **** you lah hongster' and many more.
Way too much for me to type them down.
Laughs.
Whenever I see these type of comments, I would laugh at their stupidility and low-level of maturity.
It never fails to make me ponder, why would they do that.
It also becomes an entertainment for me. ^_^

Online games, its another different world.
A place you get to interact with almost, ANYBODY I could say.
For those who played online games, you will know what I am talking.
Laughs.
Kids spamming vulgarity whenever they 'lose', or their favourite lines, "Not happy ah? Come out settle la cb" OR "Cb you where buey song, call this number now la 98xx5x8x."
Isn't it absurb?
Of course I used to do that, but not now!
I've changed, for the better :)

Even in schools, you get to interact with different people.
You get to see how hyprocrite a person can get to.
Chatting happily with you in the front, but who knows, how he use a parang knife to stab you in the back. (;
知人知心不知面。
A famous chinese phrase.
I've experienced that and it does not feel good.
The feeling of getting backstabbed is really .. hmm

Another type of people are those who loves to SHOW OFF.
They disgust me.
Posting in their blogs they got this, got that.
Sometimes, they're self-contradicting themselves.
I'd laugh myself and roll on the floor.
Its amusing ^^

I also don't know why would I type out all this.
It may be craps to you but who cares.
I bet some of you guys agree with what I'd say.
^_^V

And I remembered, Jaymien told me that he dream of me and him, beating one guy in our school.
He still used a brush to poke his lj and stomach.
HAHA.
He still mentioned that " only those nub nub teacher see "
This shows how disrespectful he is.
That guy still said that he dream of him, getting rewarded with pedigree for not peeing on the bed.
Laughs.
Time for my pizza!

Ciao.

Reply of tags,

JOEY.S - shut up ! what dirty boy? :( Don't let me say out your secret hor, of you never bath for 872 days! Oops, i just did :x
ahbin - cb what girlfriend. you're my dog. get this fact right :D
IFAH - relinked lathibye! :D
bibi - hahaha, do you have a penis to fuck me? :P neh neh ni poo poo !
eeching'friends - simi lj? what eeching'friends? you eeching or her friend? -.- if you're eeching, text me your new number la cb. so guailan + xialan + laolan. :D

2009-03-18T17:05:00.003+08:00

Its been centuries since I last post.
Oh, too exaggerating.
Laughs.
Been to lim's house to play his PS3, XBox, DS Light, PSP, or whatever game you say it, you have it.
He is a real game addict. -.-

Having flu this few days and it sucks.
For me, flu is the last I would want to get.
Tissue used up so fast, wake up in the morning and have a stuffed nose, mucus so sticky.
Eww.
And I have been stuffing myself with snacks!
Oh man, I'm growing fatter... ):
I have also not find time for revision yaw ~
Nothing else to blog.
Shucks.
Bye~

Reply of tags,

Amok - don't lie la you babi, always hit me. you think what, you big size, fat, millions of char siew bao i scare ah? LOL HAHA
Deborah - you got msg me meh. my number is the old one, not the 81919. . . and sheesha is at bugis, arab street there. around $14++
ZhenXin - wow, you got yourself a blog KOK ! :D linked anw
JOEY.S - muahaha, i don't suck. i rock. not like you sucker~ later you go clubbing people see a pig dance they shock. haw haw haw ! (^(oo)^)
IFAH - thanks for tagging lathibye ! :P
Passerby - who are you -.- same year also ah? lol

2009-03-13T20:54:00.002+08:00

Hai peopur..
I am sho bored sho I cum to block.
As you ken shee, I am tieping sum rubbish as I am really boreeeed.
Teeheeeheee . . .
Wurk up late todai, go macdonald tuh waste time.
Eat and alsho finish moi compuketer study homewurk..
Mi ish gud boy oh , yay ! ( ^_^) v
Went tuh sch and i am officially late for the 10th time.
Me sho honoured.
StepPenie late for the 18th time i tink...
I wan tuh catch up I dunch kare!
Haha, fancy mi tinking itz funnie tuh compete wib the num of time late..
I am also taking a bery long time tuh type tis whole shitty wall obb text..
Urine geocrafy todai, I kip tempt Luqman wib the thing i eat.
Hotcake wib sausage.. Heshbrown and ice melo ^^
He muz be reali angry wib mii cause i sho laolan + xialan + guailan.
Hehehehe.
Chemistry was sho sickerning.
Mrs Hong was 'tortured' by Jaydawg.
Sch ended, went to puff and walked home wib a doggy named StepPenie.
Around 4+, StepPenie text me askin mi wan tuh mit her and Jaydawg mah.
Intended tuh watch mobie derh. But end up never go.
So shaag.
Finably, the holidai has come.
Mi sho happi.
Okay lah, mi wan go watch teebee liaox.
Me dunch type lerhx.
Buhbye!

But whait, riply obb tags..

Amok - stop lying la you are not 70, you are 100. bitch! And i am not oogling at girls, its girls oogling at me! HAHA! and you better watch your back boy, hit me without no reason in class. Like one mad dog!
qixiu - you not very vulgar, is DAM vulgar. hahaha :P
Crystal - yeah, im healthy. :) take care yea.
bibi - no! stop lying to yourself! you're a dog, not a cat! please stop deceiving yourself bibi. it hurts me to see you like this. HAHAHA
JOEY.S - hahah! piggy. going zouk ah? can piggy dance meh. :P
Stephanie - oh i see. ' What dog !!! ' It seems like you are asking me which breed you are. Let me tell you, you're the most sickening,xialan,laolan,guailan,smelly,blackish breed. HAHA owned!

2009-03-10T18:33:00.006+08:00

Hey peepos!
Back to postingggggg (:

Sunday,
went to the library with the usuals.
They were oh-so-sickening can. -.-
Especially Qi Xiu. Rofl :D
Sec 1 only, spam vulgars everything when her mouth opens.
It does resembles AK-47 - -
I think it was not a fruitful one as we were just slacking and sickening over there.
Somehow, steph told us that someone was looking at us.
I lift up my head and to my surprise, its JayDog.
Amazing!
I can imagine how hard he fought with his master with his kungfu barks and
finally unleashed himself to get out of his dog kennel!
Laughs!
Then companied Steph that dog to eat and home sweet home.

Monday,
too lazy to get my ass up for school.
Played games to kill time.
Neopets omg! :D

Today
Went to school for the sake of core geo CA2.
I studied chapter 2 and it was not mama fucking tested!
Hope I can at least PASS alright, Amithabha.
And I passed my math.
10/20. -.-
I am so damn fucking surprised lol.
At least I know Jaymien that naughty dog failed.
Laughs.
Last two test for the week and comes the one week holiday!
How I long for this week to come!
Alright, time to mug for the two coming test.
Till here peepos :D

Reply of tags ,

Crystal - why ask me take care of my health -.-? Im strong and healthy!
Stephanie - don't force me to dial the number yea, bad dog! :P
JOEY.S - cause you're a big fat pig. no particular reason ok piggy :D
aroy - what has dimwit got to do with nigga. Are you mama fucking trying to be funny?
ahbin - you small short dog, stop barking before I send you and steph to SPCA
bibi - its not funny at all. im not laughing bibi. keep your barks to yourself :D
MrDumbDumb - hi, 10 years old cute small boy here. you? LOL
Zhihuay - okay linked you kuku.
qixiu - of course remember you la, vulgar spammer -.-, linked anw!
Deborah - it was a typo! i am the man not the dog bitch. you oki queen !
Weiting - relinked :)

2009-03-05T18:31:00.002+08:00

Im tired...
Fatigue, lethargy..
This week, the worst week ever since 2009.
tons of CA and to be exact, 4 in one single day. -_-
Got back most of the result.
Wasn't quite satisfied with the result thou.
I was not born to study for goodness sake.
Study so hard still get such result.
So why still study?
Might as well waste the time in playing. lol
Geography and comb humans CA right up next week.
Wonder if I should even revise for it or not. roflmaouchahapple
Buttttttttt, my chemistry I can say, I am scoring an average of 68 - 75marks.
Which is very surprising for me! :D

Okay, tmr is cross-country.
Which I doubt I'll be going.
'cross-country', look, we'll have to cross the country man.
its such an tedious mission for godsake. -.-
laughs.
perhaps meeting jay and co. and off to the library to study/play :D

Reply of tags

aroy - haha, why call me dimwit? you geek :D i think i walked 2 rounds. haha
Diyana - As the saying goes, dog are men's bestfriend. I, the bestfriend, of course will listen to your problems. haha :P
Deborah - shut up oki ! you know got one cigarette brand is called Oki ice cool ? HAHA. later smoke le grow oki. omggggg !
Achit - diy not babi , is anjeng :D
joey.muomuo - linked (:
bibi - you should pee on the ground and look at the reflection. and you will see a dog face which is you yourself bibi ! XD
rafie - why i see a dog buying nasi lemak siak. oh, buying for master? good doggy! HAHA
Amelia - dunwan lei ~ i dunwan delete you also lan lan. hahaha
tingjun - relinked (:
JOEY.S - updated le you pig. (^(oo)^)
Crystal - linked (:

2009-02-26T19:25:00.007+08:00

School sucks.
Seriously.
Teachers are the main reason. Bitch
Doesn't want to elaborate further.
Problems between friends.
Sucked even more.
Why so many things happen in just a week.
-_-
Next week, CA week.
Gosh.
Chemistry, Physic, Math, Core Geography, C.Humans.
Fuck!
Mom is always on a emotional roller coaster.
Not happy just give me attitude. ZZZ
-________________________-

Whatever, just hope that I get good results to please her.
Saturday, will be out with Shuhui & co.
Celebrating her 16th birthday :)
and hence ..

HAPPY ADVANCED BIRTHDAY

TO

NG SHU HUI ! :D

Present ?

Surprise will be made for you.

Mystery will be revealed then.

*Evil grins*

Reply of tags,

leon - like duh, i got so bad to post your SHUAI picture ma? XD
bibi - why are you calling yourself a dog on my tagboard? sigh ..
ahbin - you shut up.
joey.s - you shut up.
ahbin & joey.s - you two shut up. IM THE CUTEST! FINAL SAY :D
yanie - who are you man? thanks for the add, intro please :P
aroy - where got lazy to come school.. is i don't feel like seeing your face thats why.. XD

till here,
(;

2009-02-23T19:35:00.009+08:00

DAM IT, THE LAST ONE WAS REALLY FUNNY!
:D

okay, back to the topic.
I guess I will be recommending videos all the time whenever I post -.-
The videos I post is confirm + guarantee + chop funny and interesting okay.
So its your loss for not watching !
Downloaded photoshop and wants to be a Xiaxua wannabe.
The deadliest click, LIQUIFY!
Removed leon's photo due to request.
:(
Nvm, I will find some bitch to liquify then.
HAHA! I sound so pervert and horny. -_-
Now arguing with shimin on msn.
NABEH, SO XIALAN OH SHIMIN.
Tmr ho li si !
DIE !
Keep want sue me, fat hope!
So fat already still want to stretch like tongtong.
HAHA NOOB !

P/S: removed blog song as some niggas cannot pause teh music. :P
have fun watching the videos!

Alright,
gotta go, ciaosss ~

2009-02-22T16:42:00.006+08:00

Cheers ~
Finally dyed back my WHOLE HEAD black after 2months.
This can shut all the teacher's mouth yea! *grins*
Watching videos from youtube, crunchroll, tudou can really kill time.
How time flies, watch from afternoon to midnight.
It just happens in a blink. Cool
Recommending this website to you guys. *Clicks*
Discovery channel, yea discovery.
I was so like slow, didn't even know such thing exists.
I'm sure you are like me!
The videos definitely widen my knowledge. :)
Chemistry/Physic CA up next next week.
Gosh, stress !
Next Saturday will be ShuHui's birthday.
Got no idea what to buy for her.
Thanks to EnPing for triggering my brain cells as he said he wanted to buy a VIBRATOR for shuhui. LMAO
Then I'll buy some red colour bra or G-string for you alright shuhui. :D

a retarded video to end off.
thousands of retards laughing.
-.-?

reply of tags ;

joey.s - i know i rocks don't need say la, i shy boy.. ><
pb - lol, cause i always call them dog :D
passing by - is it a bit too fake -.-? call 999 ba, they love more friends i guess o.o
zhenxin - you call la, you be friend with him/her. He/she loves kok :D HAHA
Achit - shut up ~ you smelly malay, never wash your ass LOL
Deborah - wth oki juan. how can you say that about me? im so sad... T.T
ahbin - please la, he so cute and you? nothing to describe. 一个天,一个地. understand? -_-

till here, ciaos ~

2009-02-19T19:41:00.003+08:00

My blog is starting to rot without pictures.
Dam, my phone sucks! Can't transfer photo over.
Singapore is getting warmer and warmer as time past by.
Its barely tolerable!
Sweat even in air-con room. :O
Global warming > temperature soaring up > ice bergs in Atlantic melts > low-lying countries like London will be flooded > economy suffered indirectly > recession > my parents no job > Alex no money > Alex no money eat KFC > Alex no money buy HK > Alex cannot sue AhMin,Leon and Huitong > Alex cannot sleep in air-con > Alex cannot play computer > Alex cannot blog > Alex cannot talk at msn > Alex no house stay > Alex no water bath > Alex smells like kuku > Alex suffers ! NOOOOOOOO
LOL, thanks to Ms Elaine Lim that my imagination has become so good. HAHA
See my tagboard, got power rangers!
So cute right :D Must thanks to that bhb JOEY.S
so 不要脸 , want me credit.
aiya, see you small credit you la :P
if not later you ask brenda come find me .
HAHAHA LOL ~

This boy, amazed me.
有前途. ^^

and sunday I will be going to the surbodinate court to fight a case with 3 person!
Ahmin,Leon,Huitong VS Alex.
OMG! HOWWWWWW? 3 VS 1
I will sure 告到你们什么都做不了，大便也大不出。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !

2009-02-15T16:23:00.006+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !

Alright, I know valentine's day was yesterday.
Belated valentine's day alright.
How did you couples spent your day?
:B
And the singles, who did you spent it with?
Laughs-
I spent mine with AhMin and Leony!
But it was just another shopping' day for me.
Leon wanted to buy a new bag so we trained to fareast.
None caught his sight and he keeps complaining he doesn't want to own a bag that someone has it in our school.
Picked one for him and he said " No! Got one sec 2 boy got this bag. I don't want."
-_-
Hailed a taxi to vivo.
Intended to watch ' The Wedding Game ' but not available.
Continue walking and our stomach was moaning, "food food food!"
Haha, went to pizzahut and settle our lunch/dinner.
Leon said he wants to point out his view.
Say what if copy people buy the same bag, then they will talk back behind you and you will be the topic for people to gossip.
How lame could this get to. -_-
Bused back from harbourfront to jurongpoint.
Freaking 50mins ride.
But it was fun as me and AhMin was talking crap all the awhile and time pass by fast.
AhMin's poop is everywhere!
The busstop's shelter, the screw is made of her poop.
Still 风吹雨档 lei.
She still want sue me for talking rubbish. LOL
告到你什么都做不了，大便都大不出。 hahaha!
Reached Jp and intended to watch movie but the movies was not to our liking.
Aftermath, bused home!

I am so bored nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Anybody got any games to intro T.T
I can't get myself to have my butt stick on the chair and do revision for even 30mins!
Boring ~!

Reply of tags :

atop - ok not you. checked ip code le. lol :D
passerby - yes, I bought that in NZ like what zhenxin said. Bugis also sells them I think :o
aroy - one day we go orchard freeze la. steady ok :D
rafie - shut up la dog. why see you in the canteen man, canteen doesn't sell dog food alright :D
mrdumbdumb - shut up and tuck in your fats. don't beat me when you see this ):
charmian - haha, you is ahbin and my dog. doggy ~ :P
joey.s - i dunwan relink you also lanlan ~ LOL
Iliyana - shave your bushy hair ili ~ bad dog !
eileen - hello o.o
raymond - thanks for tagging :D
zhenxin - wow, so nice of you to help me reply my tag. got motive right 死 kok .
xinmin - yes! I love mr lee ! he rocks my socks ! :D

Tags replied.
Continue tagging and make my blogs alive!

P/S : I hate girls with armpit hair. :B

2009-02-11T16:53:00.002+08:00

Nothing to do so came blogging to kill time off. -.-
School was basically the same except that I finally changed over to Mr Lee's math class!
No more Mdm Lim !
How great is that !
Not trying to insult Mdm Lim but her teaching is just plain boring and not interesting at all.
How can a lesson which is not interesting let a student pay attention to it right.
Okay, a bit self-contradictory here. ==
Whatever, I'm now in Mr Lee class which seems more promising. :D
Computer studies lesson still the same, don't know what to do.
I'm thinking of dropping this subject! Simply waste of my time.
No hk this few days 好难受 T.T
Cmon shuhui, don't forget to take stock alright XD
Tmr morning still need up front and collect rubbish from the canteen and field!
late 5 time only. -.-
lousy punishment.
as if this will hinder me from coming late to school.
YOU FAIL!
Alright, video time :D

wtf, the last one is so fucking funny.
WATCH FINISH IT LOL
:D

2009-02-09T17:15:00.003+08:00

two videos from shuhui bro's blog.
definitely brighten up my day. :D
gotten back my core geo paper.
fucking bitch, I FAILED !!!!!!!
T.T
all careless mistake sial nabeh, and also never link back to the question.
damn, utterly disappoint in myself.
I stated the points but did not link back to the question and resulted in NO MARK!
sigh, each week is getting tougher and hectic for me.
can I still survive through this year and get my desired cut off point for 'O' level?
stay tuned to channel U 8pm and awaits the mystery to unveil!
LOl, crap.
whatever, andddddddd

我爱小威力！

2009-02-08T19:17:00.004+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeeee !
Just came back from library with Leon & Shimin.
It was a fun day with those two noob :D
Library is so happening can, so many 小弟弟 and 小妹妹 make us laugh.
The library carpet stinks to the max, cause huitong once farted on it.
LOL! :x
Headed for dinner at Pepperlunch.
Shimin that bitch keep tempting me to eat.
Leon then said that temptation is a word that usually used with SEX.
wth, only you 想歪 then think of sex okeh.
Singapore Horny Harry Potter.
New name for you Leon, cause you're the Singapore version's harry potter!
Those who don't believe can scroll down and find his link and see how much he resembles the angmoh harry potter -.-
Went back home after the sickening events and finally unwrapped the 'mountain'.
Which is the 礼蓝 !
Woohoo, got so many of my favourite snacks!
Prawn cracker, Juliet's biscuit, Abalone, BirdNest, FruitJelly and many more!
Don't jealous alright, half of it is already in my stomach :D
Anddd tmr school will be starting again which means a whole new set of nightmare awaits me..
How I dread of school..
Furthermore, will be getting back our test results.
Tolong, let me pass alright.
Let the teachers be proud of me!
And now, the reply of tags!

ahbin - yes, you finally admit you're a dog!
aroy - updated my private blog already you nigga :D
enping - HAHA, shuhui's favourite pose - ^^V
AH.MIN - of course lah, I am everybody's friendly neighbourhood ^^
pb - you are? saw me at gekpoh then talk to me lah deh :O
Stephanieee - glad you appreciate the dog food, HEALTHY HAPPY DOG FOR LIFE. ROFL !
passerby - wow, you liked this song too. since this is the case, I shall let you know the title, it is lady_marmalade :D
Deborah - that one is you la, oki dog . HAHA. 100% resembles you
atop - not you then who siol. -.-

And now, let me indulge in my wonderful food land!
*grins*

2009-02-06T21:21:00.010+08:00

Finally, the stress has loosen!
This is because that I've finished all my CA papers except for Cs,
which I don't give a dam about it!
Got the confident that I would pass all the subjects except for CS -.-
Hope that my hard work and effort would be paid off. :D
Today was sort of the last day of CA, had both SS and Core Geography paper.
Did an immediate revision on SS before the paper starts as I did not revise for it at all!
However, Geography paper was easy for me! o.o
Hope so :B
Physic class test, 9/20.
Gees, blame on those light questions which were taught last year.
Last year I was lazy and did no revision at all!
Can't blame myself ):
Gotta buck up and make revision for all sec 3 work again.
That would be so tiring T.T
But no choice, 'O' level this year!
No more nonsense Alex. ;)

Reply of tags yo,

Amelia - relinked :)
sfw - yes, Im single & unavailable :P
Stephanie - Bad dog, are you mad? Pa jiao ah, cant see that you're linked alr :D
Deborah - then I am your father! Oki, mole, yi li zhi. LOL
atop - babi kau, makan babi tahi bodoh _l_
ahbin - you then diam, no hair one don't talk so much ok. dogs also got hair while you, PEHHOR. HAHA

Continue tagging guys, my blog is so dead T.T
& lastly,

Happy advance birthday to Stephanieee ! :D

and here is your birthday present, don't say I not good okeh.
still with chicken in jelly somemore. -.-
'HEALTHY HAPPY DOG FOR LIFE'
:D

2009-02-04T14:33:00.001+08:00

Will be back after the energy-draining CA week.

:D

2009-01-31T21:10:00.005+08:00

Good day readers. :D
Today was a day which made me laugh so much.
Met up with Jaymien @ Jp first with kaixiang & followed by Shuhui+Steph.
Then Elysia said that she wants to 离家出走 . -_-!
Her family got too much problem I presume.
家家有本难念的经 ~ my cheena is gud ^^
Met up with Elysia and headed over to have our lunch @ PepperLunch!
Then Elysia's mom called and Stephanie help her to answer.
Saying what Elysia need is more freedom, beating her doesn't gonna help.
Stephanie still step one Elysia's classmate oh, Jiamin ley. LOL
All the jokes was during then, so cool :B
Bought our movie tickets and headed over to Auntie Sallie's house to 拜年.
Reached her house and little did we know our movie has started thus we cab our way back to JurongPoint.
The movie; 幸福万岁 was so hiliarious.
Jack Neo's product never fail to make us laugh. :)
Aftermath, bused home.
:D

Reply of tags -

belle - yaya you this pubor kia, msn always offline. -.-
{♥} JOEY.S - haha, just kidding :B
AH.MIN - told you, my class de
ahbin - stop sprouting nonsense. grow up dog
aroy - you black nigga, can't even see you in the dark :P
Juwika - bitch I miss you too! T.T
Deborah♥ - whatever, once a oki juan, forever a oki juan. LOL~
unknown - you're? thanks for the compliment sweetie *winks*
Rafie - you this black dog, shut the phark up. ass w no hole

continue taggings guys, :B

2009-01-28T20:20:00.004+08:00

Spot the height. Shortest mankind on Earth. LOL

Hola !
School was a horrendous bore for me.
Worse still, 3 periods of computer study doing coursework which I've got no idea how to start with was killing me. -__-
After school bused home, changed and went to meet Ahbin, Elysia @ Jp.
Met them at the taxi stand and saw Joey.L & Alvin :D
Cab over to cck and that nabeh nehbu EeChing late like for 1 hour ?
zzzzzzz waited for her and cab over to westmall to catch our movie,
InkHeart ! 4/5 rating, go watch it if you're one who like adventurous story.
After the movie, cab back to Eeching's house, Elysia's house, Ahbin's house and finally mine AND I doesn't have to pay the cab fare!
The three of them paid extra and those last me to my house!
HAHA, 赚到了哦 ! :D
Update my private blog too, interesting story there.
^_^

Till here,
CIAOS~

2009-01-27T14:21:00.009+08:00

A late Happy 牛 Year to everyone out there! :D
was busy collecting my ang bao all over Singapore. -.-
gambling, chit-chatting, drinking and many many more @ relative house.
and yesterday I went for praying in the temple.
the crowd was oh my god. -.-
the heat was definitely unbearable and to think I still wore a jacket. -_-
ok nothing much to blog and seeing I still have time before I go for another visit,
I shall reply to tags!

Jarod - Omg, didn't know you will really come to tag me! Thanks :D , your no.1 fan!
ahbin - you lao jiby whose the real dog, screaming sorry and begging me. HAHA DOG
Deborah - Thanks oki juan!
IFAH - you're the dog! late HCNY!
Rafie - Of course I know who you are, my song is very sexy I know :B
Bibi - I hesitate when I was about to type your url, cause you're a dog, dog doesn't have blog do they? :P
yasnizamohamed - haha, lao ya :P
!Elysia - how i know who is the passer, why you say to him/her don't step angmoh? -.-?
passer - Hi, you're? Just write down your name, don't need be a passer,
I won't bite -.- & I am as tall as a giraffe :B
!Aiko : Thanks thanks charmeleon ^^
ahbin - hoho haha hehe your mother, _l_
aroy - haha, I think I throw you down better? Nigga!
xinmin - LOl, I am their manager you mean you don't know? omg -.-
peishi - thanks! you is moo and this year is 牛 year, you sure very huat one :P
{♥} JOEY.S - yea, linking is fun! not licking -.-
Ayumu ; Weiting - Thanks weiting! :P
Leony - do what job? -.-?

finally replied the tags!
continue to tag more readers :D
off to my visiting again $_$
till here,

2009-01-22T21:01:00.002+08:00

Utterly disappointed.
Revision was made yesterday but I don't even know how to answer my Chemistry CA1 questions!
Spent 10mins on one fucking retard question.
I did revised for that but I couldn't answer it!
Nabeh !
FUCK MY BRAIN, SLOW-FLOWING BRAIN JUICE, DAMN LA.
HOW TO MAKE MY BRAIN JUICE FLOW FASTER? LIKE TSUNAMI BEST OK
-_-

Anyway, created a private blog which is HERE.
only people whom I trust have the access to it.
as the url, my ENDLESS RANTS.
yea, will post more on my private blog instead of here.
till here, bye.

2009-01-20T20:21:00.008+08:00

Slogged my guts this few weeks and it definitely was worth it.
Got complimented by teachers and i felt so ecstatic!
It has been awhile since i got complimented by a teacher!
*Cheers* ^_^

Usual routine after school, either to library or settling our lunch @ jurongpoint.
Burger king is my love now!
Double swiss mushroom burger!
Omg, i am drooling now~ :S

Ok whatever, been muggling over my math but i still got no freaking idea how to solve one simple 2mark question!
I really need help for my EMath!
Help needed, please call 96897541 to help.
Your support will be appreciated.

And for that past 30mins or so, have been playing this vocab 'game' with AhBin.
Whoever can't say out a word which is of secondary school standard will lose.
OngWeiBin, think you looking at dictionary i don't know huh?
Online dictionary somemore, and still tell me you never look at book. _l_
Chiu PHAILX ! nubzxzx

Okay, shall end here.
Ciaos!

2009-01-14T18:55:00.008+08:00

STRESSED.

HELP ME .
IM STUCK.
I CAN'T MOVE ON.
I SAW THOSE 2008's SEC 4 BATCH WHEN THEY WERE TAKING BACK THEIR RESULT.
IM SO SCARED.
I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THOSE WHO CRIED.
I WANT TO BE THE ONES WHOSE NAME GOT CALLED OUT!
HELP!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COURSE I WANT TO GO TO FOR POLY.
IM IN A DILEMA!
IM STUPID USELESS LAZY.
FUCK.
I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT PHYSIC, ITS FORMULA OR WHAT SO EVER.
MATH, DON'T BOTHER SAYING, CAN'T EVEN DO ONE FUCKING SIMPLE 2MARK QUESTION.
COMPUTER STUDY COURSEWORK STARTS TODAY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO WRITE FOR IT, HOW TO DO IT.
WHO CAN HELP ME?

I'M LOST . . .

2009-01-11T18:10:00.008+08:00

Positive attitude towards life

This is a story said by Ms Elaine Lim during my English lesson.
I find it very meaniningful and thus, I would like to share it with you guys who are not in my class, strangers perhaps or even those who were in the same class as me but did not pay attention at all ! -.-

Here goes..
There were 2 prisoners that were locked in the jail.
Their cells were right next beside each other and they would always chat with each other.
Let me name one of the prisoner James and the other one, Ray.
James would always tell Ray what exactly is outside of the world as he have a "window" at the end of the cell he was in.
James would describe how beautiful the world is, the birds chiming and so on and Ray would listen to it attentively, imagining the scene and that how their life goes in the jail.

One day, James passed away and Ray demanded that he wants to switch his cell to where James were in where there is a window.
However, when Ray stepped into the cell, the surrounding was just 4 totally painted grey-walls.
Then he knew that all along, James was just imagining the scene and keeping Ray entertained.
James knew that Ray needs encouragement to survive on and thus he made stories everyday, keeping Ray encouraged.
So the moral of this story is that we must have a postivite attitude towards everything (like James) we do so as to live our life to the fullest and not disappointing the others!

P.S : the story is not quite exact but they were all i could remember . :S

And now, here comes the jokes ! *cheers*

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift.
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered.
"Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny.
So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.

Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away.
Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is.

Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about.
He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle.

He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away.

Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?"
Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
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Okay, end of post.
Ciaos !

2009-01-08T21:24:00.008+08:00

today was our grooming course !
every sec 4 wore until very formal and some shocked me !
yea , SHOCKED .
leon reached my house at 6am as he wanted me to help him style his hair !
i am a hair stylist yea :D
but my father was home , and he waited until 6.30 until i came out of my main door and styled his hair AT THE MAIN DOOR .
LOL , RETARDED -.-
okay then off to school to meet the others .
i don't dare to go in the school man , as i wear until so formal and im a shy boy boy !
but leon shouted " JUST GO IN LAH , WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ? " with the stern look .
im scared ... then i walked into the canteen and saw all the sec 4 gathering there .
and , some of them wear until like lawyer siol , going court huh ? :S
after national athem , went up art room for our talk and we went to Marriot Hotel @ 11.10 !
to our surprise , Marriot Hotel is actually at orchard !
its the fucking place where we always walk to fareast blah blah blah and we did not even know!
so suaku !
walked into the ballroom and we were there learning our " eating skill " such as how to hold knifes , forks blah blah , how to place our fork and knife when we finish eating all this .
luls ~

then came our food !
oven roasted chicken with duno what sauce , two potato weighing 48gram each and twelve 4cm long beans and one 4cm diameter tomato . ;)
followed by dessert which is sort of a yoghurt with strawberry, blueberry and crust toppings !
ended our whole fine dining at marriot hotel and we bused back to school !

then we walked to jp and Elysia wanted to watch movie but most of us doesn't want to so we went to have our dinner settled at pizzahut !
was like having some sort of talking about this person there again -.-
and we were like trying to solve this problem but the result is still the same .
leon wanted to call and say some very very straightfoward thing .
NOOOOOOO !
and we were like high on drugs because of this word ' SIAO ' and the hand movement !
it was dam hiliarious , was laughing like mad DOGS !

after eating , we went to the nearest playground and slack !
we were there saying out every advantage and disadvantage of the people there.
(Ahmin,Elysia,Leon,ZhenXin)
haha , that part was so cool *winks*
then we will pull one people in and say his/her advantage and disadvantage !
cool huh .
and we even say out who we like during sec 1 , 2 , 3 and 4 !
omg ! hope no one says out !
tmr we will be going down to slack again and saying new stuffs again !
*HEHE*

ok , end of updating .
byeeee ! _l_

2009-01-04T20:27:00.011+08:00

Friday

draggy week for me .
first day of school , wow , marvellous .
was sent home because of hair colour cum length . T.T
ms cheong called my name infront of everybody !
wtf so embarass you know ?
i very shy one :(
i 爱面子的 you know anot MS CHEONG !
after cutting my hair and dye-ing back my hair colour , still must go back school .
go find ms cheong and she is still NOT sastified with my hair colour and length .
zzzzzzzz forget it , went to canteen and find the rest .
shk and went to hall to see mr.giam , our new principal talk talk talk . -.-
we were sitting there laughing at him yo , saying giam chai !
we pledge to eat giam chai everyday , drink giam chai everyday blah blah .
laugh till Elysia tears come out :O
after school headed to jp just to accompany ahbin to eat . zz
after that went home and LUNA LUNA LUNA !

Saturday

went out with foursome !
went to look for our formal shirt for the grooming course on next thursday @ Marriot Hotel .
went to fareast and well , none of it seems formal enough for me -.-
got formal , but also formal enough till like what the teachers always wear . -.-
ahbin bought his new bag , shoe and Elysia bought her dress .
after awhile went back to jurongpoint & look again for shirt that is FORMAL enough for me .
caught a few , elysia & shuhui agrees too .
so will be buying it on monday ! *gees*
and oh , hat too . :D

and shimin showed me a few picture of last year sec 4 grooming course .
the class wear until SO FORMAL !
how the hell you expect me to wear until that formal .
zzz !
AND , i wonder how will the others wear on that day -.-
especially .. LOL !

ciaos ~

2008-12-26T23:40:00.004+08:00

leon , how old are you ?
can you please stop acting cute ?
getting on my nerves . -_- !

zzzzz okay now , a video that will brighten up your day !

2008-12-24T20:18:00.002+08:00

school is going to start soon and yet i have not even took out a book and revise .
how great . ):
out of a sudden i am so enthu about going back to school !
yay !
school = study , science experiments , canteen foods' , noise , laughter , bickerings and many many more !
but please rule out the first one for me . T.T
and AHBIN is going to our school next year !
one thing to cheer for :D

things doesn't go so smoothly for me today .
i really really x100000000000000000000 regretted what i had did .
can you please rewind back the time ?
PLEASE !
I REGRETTED IT !
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU GOD OR WHOEVER , JUST TURN THE FUCKING TIME BACK !!!!!!!!!
T___________________________T

2008-12-15T20:57:00.002+08:00

im updating so often o_o
ok , today went to watch ' The day the Earth Stood Still '
met leon and went to jurongpoint to find shimin .
saw tommy & co there yo .
bought our tickets and we went shopping at the new extension of jurongpoint !
so many new shops !
many nice stuffs but no money T.T
slack around and we were STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS PERSON !
LOL ~
hahaha , then we went in for the movie .
the movie was HORRIBLE !
the title has got NO link at all to the scences . -_-
after movie , went pizza to settle our dinner !
THANKS leon for the treat ! HEHE
after dinner went walk around and slack outside jp entrance and we ARE still talking about this person .
omg man , so fucking disgusting la ! _l_
bus home and say joey.t in the bus .

bought bubble teas @ gekpoh and walked home with leon
and HSH yea . :o

18 more days to school reopen by leon ..
nooooooooooo ! i hate school T_T

2008-12-14T15:02:00.004+08:00

boring boring boring !
yesterday night chatted with shuhui that fuck noob on msn and we compete with each other to see who draw whose mother uglier and will be made the winner .
LOL , lame right . ==

i want watch ' The day where the Earth stood stills ' !
:(

nothing much to post , ciaos !

2008-12-12T20:42:00.004+08:00

I LOVE DIE BION ! :D
lets blog about today yo .
met up with leon and went to jurongpoint to meet ahmin .
we went in to the sort of new "extension" of jurong point .
it was so glamorous ! so big , so many new shops and of course , crowded -_-
went in to find ahmin that idiot , cant she just walk to the control station ?! :@
she wore till so NICE siol !
trained to vivocity and in the train , we were ALWAYS talking about this particular person yea !
wear what also same la , LMAO !
ahmin is so 毒 , say him till so bad :(
reached vivocity and bought tickets for the movie twilight .
before that headed for lunch .
was looking high and low for KFC ! ):
ate , talk , laugh and times up for our movie .
the movie was awesome .
leon said that there is going to be part 2 and 3 !
and me ahmin and leon are sure going to watch it ! :D
trained back to boonlay and we were like naming this person and rating his look .
and there we go again , rating this particular person .
leon said im so bad , for saying him till so jialat .
then shimin told us about BION !
OMG BION ! I LOVE DIE BION MANZXZXZ ! :(

reached boonlay and was actually going to settle our dinner @ pizzahut .
but due to the crowd , we decided to go home instead .
so took bus and hsh yea !

BION'S BLOG HERE !

go bion go ! :D

2008-12-09T21:37:00.004+08:00

Its 3 2 rocker rocky rocka yo tricky , tricky !
Hello !
I have been going out with my lovely Foursome + itchy + dog1 & dog2 which is Charmian and Weiting this few days yo . :D
Sheesha sheesha is our favourite hang out now ? ==
the smoke from sheesha is dam lot , so fun :D
Will be going to "chalet" and ton for the next 3 days yo .
With my lovely foursome , of course .
Tmr will also be going to watch BOLT with leonyyyyy .

BOLT BOLT BOLT ! HERE I COME :D

2008-12-07T18:15:00.002+08:00

i have finally unprivated my blog !
yipee ~ :D
lol -.-
deleted all my post from May to October yo .
everything starts afresh (:

2008-12-07T17:07:00.008+08:00

hello hello !
i have came to blog yo .
photos above was taken on friday except for the two when i went sheesha :D
met up with shuhui , elysia & ahbin and went cwp to watch movie .
trained down to cwp , have our lunch and went to meet charmian + weiting .
the show was 5.20pm and we went to slack and civic centre before that .
shk , see shuhui & elysia's training , slack , laugh , went crazy , camwhore time -.-
and ahbin found a new rival , charmian .
charmian so fierce siol , always use her knee and kick on ahbin's butt . LOL
keep got bullied by her , poor ahbin ):
when times up , walked over to cwp to have our movie .
we watched Berverly Hills Chihuahua and the dogs was so cute ! rating wise , 4.5/5 !
after the show , accompanied charmian to print some photos and went to civic centre to shk , take photo blah blah blah and cabbed home .
let the pictures do the work :)
ciao ~

2008-11-16T20:50:00.007+08:00

hello ! im here to blog yo .
basically , friday went down to KBox and steamboat yo .
went down jp meet up with Ahbin,Shuhui,Elysia,Joey,Gina,Tingjun and Amelia .
took mrt down to chinatown and we were looking up and down for that fucking kbox ~
before that , bought our mac and hidden it into people's bag as they don't allow other foods !
finally found and sing sing sing , laugh laugh laugh .
especially itchy ( ee ching ) , LOL !
her laughter omg power , will make all of us laugh .
then ahbin that cbk keep spit saliva at the door's knob , make itchy,elysia,shuhui and me kena ! fucker .
then all gang ahbin , that part was so dam fun ! :D
after that went down for our steamboat , was lost in the first place but found it in the end with some help of our fellow SG-rians . :D
we were eating so happily that the time flew by so fast , reaches 10pm .
tingjun father called and was asked to go home immediately .
so called cab and wait wait wait , fucking useless service .
dk where the hell we are , 害到 tingjun father keep on calling and calling .
still want to report to police somemore . ==
in the end , taxi came and elysia,tingjun,amelia got up the taxi and bye , off they go lefting me,joey,shuhui and ahbin .
shk while waiting for the taxi T.T
called cab then finally home yea .
thanks shuhui for the cab fare and elysia for helping me to pay for my share first !
:D

and today , ahbin was webcaming with me , still ask his maid to join .
i laugh till i bth lmao !
ok , wednesday i will be flying off to NZ so cya peeps soon !
BYE !

2008-11-11T16:17:00.003+08:00

see that dog , ahbin entertaining me with his webcam .
lol !

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hello ! i am a regular blogger yea . (;
today i went to school at 12.40pm , sat right ?
i went to school just to take my report book , fucking mdm chua , dun let other people pass to me . old heck _l_
after school ends like 20mins to me , went to meet joey with shuhui,elysia&ahbin .
went buy hk first then went over jp eat longjohn .
jiby ahbin face look more like a dog over time . lmao!
after that , bought my hair dye and elysia's plan is to buy flour to pour on ahbin .
i also join in the plan ! lol ~
keep pretend nv buy the flour then i always 漏嘴 say out buy flour liao ! lol
went over block and the fun started .
we run here run there like dog like that , just to catch ahbin .
finally caught him and the whole flour diu ~ on his dog head .
if want to see those photo , kindly visit Elysia's blog which is at
predestined-x.blogspot.com !

ok , now off to my game !
and later my mom will be helping me to dye my hair ! song bo ~ :D
JOEY SIM you say want dye but you never dye , 看你拿 !

ok BYE!

2008-10-27T17:23:00.004+08:00

Ahbin that cbk !

Ahbin and tingjun, tingjun shy la !

fucking gay ! LOL

Its soooooooooooooooooo long since i have updated my blog .
So here i will update ya . :D
Went out with Shuhui,Elysia,Ahbin&Tingjun on saturday .
It was dam hiliarious and funny with that sickening Ahbin there .
LOL~
He keep kissing me, touching me and do all sort of stunts making us laugh .
Went watch the Coffin too .
Quite scary but it was funny as Elysia screamed out !
LOL ! Shuhui still at there sleeping as she had seen the movie before . ==
After that , went back to JP and bought Elysia' sexband .
In the MRT, Ahbin and Elysia like two children , play here play there , ahbin still got bite Elysia's leg, hand.
LOL !
SHK, and took bus home ! Yea ~

Below are the conversation between me and Ahbin that cbk .

A l e x / says:
small boy
A l e x / says:
hahaha
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
i got 2 small hair noob
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
xD
A l e x / says:
LOL
A l e x / says:
LOL
A l e x / says:
HAHA
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
i just saw it
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
when bathing
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
i wash my kuku bird
A l e x / says:
LMAO
4th Sept 08 ; whenever trouble comes, i just think of you and everything will be gone. Its you <3 says:
scarly i saw it
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LOL , cant stop laughing when talking to him .

And oh , extended term is fucking moronic .
_l_ with it and
CIAOS !